Nothing says “Happy New Year” as much as the 2009 calendar images of a German portable-toilet company. No, I’m not making this up. Not safe for work, but you really shouldn’t be working today anyway. Here in Western Massachusetts, it’s only thirteen and a half hours into 2009, and there already is a strong contender for the most revolting photograph to come out of this year. Btw, if you can’t understand German, don’t worry, the captions (explanations! of some of the bits in the photographs) make things only even more tasteless than they already are.