This is too good to ignore: “An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade
Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film. ‘Her features resemble Mother Teresa,’ director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.” I wonder what features he is referring to? Maybe the droopy eye? Or the vacant look in Ms Hilton’s face, which indicates no sign of brain activity whatsoever? But then with her impressive resume (“Hilton’s prior movie experience includes appearing in a home-made sex video made by a former boyfriend that appeared on the Internet, and parts in several Hollywood B-films.”) it really looks like Ms Hilton is a perfect match.