Jakob Boeskov is a Danish performance artist. Apart from being behind Danes for Bush - an Ali G-style joke - he is up to all kinds of weird things, including Empire North, a fictitious company, which supposedly produces sniper guns to tag people etc. In the spirit of true performance art, Jakob Boeskov went to the fair “China Police”, a real fair all about… well, that’s easy to guess. Those able to understand German can find the details in an article in Spiegel magazine. For those unable to understand German: He got scared after a day, after having got too many serious offers from all over Asia, Qatar, and South Africa.